Bad Jokes With Nicoletta

Announcer: hello everyone and please welcome to the stage Nicoletta Mustang

Nic: *walks up and takes the microphone*hello there everyone now who here wants to hear a joke?*a cricket sound is heard*okay so here's one what as three feet but no toes?

Crowd: *just look at her*

Nic: a Yardstick *rimshot*

Guy: *coughs*

Nic: tuff crowd,okay what do you call a sleeping bull? bull-dozer

Crowd: boo

Guy: you stink

Nic: hey! i don't see you telling any jokes

Guy: *throws a tomato at her*

Nic: *gets hit tomato all over her face*well i need to ketchup

Crowd: boo!*throws tomatoes at her*

Nic; hey stop it i have spaghetti reason to get hit

Guy: get off the stage!

Nic: *growls*